In short, do not trust Eris.
Also, Eris does not need a kitchen. She feeds children to her vampire friends uncooked. You know, the same children there are several hundred missing each year in U.S.
P.P.S. Eris is actually an actress from "Weird Science" movie from 80's. She is not blonde, she stole my blue eye-shadows *growls*, and she has not aged since the movie was shot...rumours are she bathes in human blood.