Turns my evil sister has been lying a little. She is a Jihad Goddess. Supports no religion but Jihad. Captain Clark is some Saudi prince. 23 is an unlucky number, and 17 lucky, but only just. She did not start Discordian religion, she stole it from me and from Universal Reason. She does not like Zen-buddhists, she kills them in Tibet for bringing enlightenment into this world.
In short, do not trust Eris.
Also, Eris does not need a kitchen. She feeds children to her vampire friends uncooked. You know, the same children there are several hundred missing each year in U.S.
P.P.S. Eris is actually an actress from "Weird Science" movie from 80's. She is not blonde, she stole my blue eye-shadows *growls*, and she has not aged since the movie was shot...rumours are she bathes in human blood.